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Look at the kind of 'shoes' that was worn back in the day of the Geisha... I can't imagine...
A SMALL TRUTH TO MAKE LIFE 100%
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
12+15+22+5 = 54%
12+21+3+11 = 47%
( don't most of us think this is the most important ??? )
Then what makes 100% ?
Is it Money ? ... NO ! ! !
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%
Leadership ? ... NO ! ! !
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,
to that 100% ,
what we really need to go further... a bit more...
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING
Change Your Attitude …
And You Change Your Life ! ! !
Now that you know the answer…
WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT IT ?
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, 'I'm fantastic in bed.'
- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, 'She's fantastic in bed.'
- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.'
- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, 'May I,' and reach up to straighten his tie brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say, 'By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.'
- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, 'I hear you're fantastic in bed
- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
- That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing by. So you climb onto the roof of one situated at the center and shout at the top of your lungs, 'I'm fantastic in bed!'
- That's Spam.
> MARIA: Here it is.
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS: Maria.
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
> MILLIE: I is..
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> didn't punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher
have a NICE day!
(and MEN of course>..)
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman,
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME ?
I never looked at it this way before:
When we have REAL trouble,
attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is
a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the
Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you.
It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like
to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting
in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
and Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ....... Problem Solved!!!
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are
a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New
Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "A Terrorist kills innocent American dog".